The Daily Optimist 524, Friday, May 23, 2008

Philosophy:

"No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought." --John Stuart Mill


Funny:

It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.
Here’s the scoop on the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults
with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He chain
smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: was kicked out of office twice, sleeps
until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
brandy every evening.
Candidate C: is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian,
doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had
any illicit affairs.
Which of these candidates is your choice??


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Have a great day! :-)