The Daily Optimist 502, Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Philosophy:

"Isn’t everyone a part of everyone else?" --Budd Schulberg


Funny:

The new car

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue
across the street from each other. Since their schedules
intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.
So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the
street between their establishments.

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the
priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn’t need
a wash, so he ran out and asked the priest what he was
doing. "I’m blessing it" the priest replied.

The rabbi replied "Oh," then he ran back into the
synagogue. He reappeared a few minutes later with a
hack saw, ran to the car and then, after a short pause,
cut off the last 2 inches of the tailpipe.


Have a great day! :-)